Alistair: So tell me something, do you feel pain when you get hit in combat?
Shale: This is when It squeals loudly and spurts blood about? This is when It feels pain?
Alistair: Uhh, maybe. I’ve seen you take some bad hits. Don’t you feel anything?
Shale: Anger, rage even. Perhaps a little distress. Is this pain?
Alistair: I’m not sure, I don’t think I’d call it distress exactly. It’s more, *Insert Alistair’s hilarious yelling sound*
Shale: For me it is more, *Shale’s grunting*.
Alistair: That sounds more like a bowel movement. I mean that sharp, stabbing *More yelling*. Like that.
Shale: No. Nothing like that.
Alistair: No? Huh. Good to know.
My name is Amber, and video games are my forte--I play Bioshock, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Fable, Left 4 Dead, Halo, Minecraft and Dragon Age. I also love Dangan Ronpa, Hetalia, Homestuck and Doctor Who. ♥
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